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We Roasted Iterable: Stop Marketing Like It's 2015

A growth marketing platform stuck in a previous growth era.

On the grill this week

Iterable

iterable.com

Yaron AvisarBen Kazinik

Roasted by

Yaron · Ben

S124:54

In this episode

  • Iterable's own homepage says stop marketing like it's 2015, and then we opened their blog. It is extremely 2015 in there.
  • A DR 77 brand settling for 20K organic visits when we reckon 80 to 100K of relevant traffic is sitting on the table.
  • Their number one ranking push notification article is a wall of text with no images, no CTA, and not a single mention of the product.
  • We found product pages whose in-content call to action sends visitors backwards to blog posts, moving people up the funnel instead of toward the demo.
  • The flashing browser tab lights, the every-click-opens-a-new-tab trick, and headers styled the same size as body text nearly broke us live on air.

The roast scorecard

Iterable

iterable.com

DFinal grade
show avg · C+
FDCBA
On the grill:Readability & designCTAs & funnelsInternal linking & anchorsAuthor pages & attributionTitles & meta descriptionsSite speed & performanceNavigation & site structure

Key findings

  • The homepage and product pages never plainly say what the tool does. We had to decode a product screenshot to figure out it's an email and cross-channel marketing platform.
  • Top-ranking blog posts are unformatted text blocks: H3s render at paragraph size, links lack contrast, and there are no images or in-content CTAs to capture the traffic.
  • Janky, jumpy rendering across the site points to core web vitals problems Google won't love.
  • Two overlapping SEO channels, blog and resources, with redundant subcategory slugs baked into the URLs for no benefit.
  • Misleading internal anchors, like cross channel marketing strategy linking to a benchmark report, plus duplicate links from one page to the same target.
  • No author pages, and meta titles auto-append the brand name until they run too long.

Top action items

  • 1Redesign the blog: real header sizing, images, spacing, and a sticky table of contents you already have the technology for.
  • 2Add CRO elements (demo banners, in-content CTAs) to the pages already ranking, since you're getting traffic and capturing none of it.
  • 3Fix internal anchors to match each target page's main keyword and stop routing product page visitors back to blog posts.
  • 4Add author pages, but leave the existing URLs alone even though the subcategory structure was a mistake.

What we learned (steal these)

  • Ranking number one is worthless if the page never shows your product or captures the visitor. Bounces will eventually erode the ranking too.
  • Every CTA should move visitors down the funnel toward the demo, never back up it.
  • Enterprise category-speak has a cost: if a human can't tell what you do from your homepage, neither can Google, and neither can the traffic you paid to attract.
Yaron AvisarBen Kazinik

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Yaron · Ben

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